I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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