Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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