She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.