As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
that's an acceptable place to lick
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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