I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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