Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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