Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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