genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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