I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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