i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dating After Heartbreak
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking