so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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