walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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