I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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