nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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