Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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