Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the day after is always just damage control
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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