fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize