So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Dating After Heartbreak
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?