he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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