I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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