Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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