I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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