I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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