i was born a porn star she said
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Terrible idea I love it
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