So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"