Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it