Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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