i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes