whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Randomize