The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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