Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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