Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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