so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
