Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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