Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"