Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I fill condoms, not promises.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.