well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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