Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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