So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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