my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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