my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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