I want to have your abortion
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my being single is dangerous.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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