By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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