when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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