Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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