No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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