Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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