GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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