i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.