New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip