Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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