I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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