omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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