Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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